Chicago, Illinois (July 23, 2009) - B. H. Obama failed two school math tests this week. First, he failed in math because his crudely-manipulated improvement figures for Chicago-area schools turned out to be pure hoaxes and, second, Hussein's appointed Chicago School Superintendent Arne Duncan also received an F- grade for his performance after Obama left Illinois for the national scene. State-sponsored media, of course, ignored Hussein's lies.